I did not just steal this from grasshopper64 , honest 0:)




It's the last line that made me laugh :)

I think the above should read rickman_101 resolves to do none of the below!

Our infamous JD bottle collection circa 2002.

Does what it says on the tin!

If I've forgotten to pack something I may cry...lots!

*Squee* :D

Inspired by the Life on Mars Camberwick Green Sketch, I made Jack and Ianto in the same style.

( This is a box a musical box wound up and ready to play, but this box can hold a secret. Can you guess what is in it today? )

Title: It's All Gareth's Fault
Author(s): rickman_101, tiggerbrasilf, grasshopper64, son_heir, mara_202, calliglad, neveryourgirl, tazza_di_jo,captains_girl akogare
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Rhiannon, Johnny, Rhys, Andy, Myfanwy.
Pairings: Anything Goes.
Rating: Errr... something vaguely high?
Warnings: Sex, Language, Blasphemy.
Disclaimer: Ha, we totally don't own Torchwood.
Summary: Complete and utter crack. Beyond crack, even.
Author's Notes: This was written in a car park in Cardiff on a Saturday night under the influence of caffeine, sugar, alcohol & Gareth David-Lloyd. It was written one word at a time in a kind of round robin, that electrictoes had no part in, she was merely the innocent scribe. Who had a hell of a job reading her own handwriting.

( This is completely insane, but the world needs to see it :D )

To my fellow authors, I'm sorry. For everything...please don't kill me?

Title: Stupid Cupid.
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Gwen.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
rating: 15/R
Genre: Crack!Fic
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just using them for my own (non profit making) ends.
A/N: I wrote this ages ago but for some reason never posted it until now.
Summary: Ianto Jones hated Valentines Day...

( “Yes, well it seems the administration department made a slight clerical error” )

I was just booking my hotel for Cardiff and this was the header:

The name and billing address provided must match the credit card that is used to reserve your room. Please do not use titles or professional status (i.e. Mr. Jones or Jack Jones, PhD).

I'm such a fangirl :) *sniffs*.

Parcelforce are holding my BlackBerry ransome. Damn them.

Just got this lovely link from Glenn and thought I'd share:

http://www.trekyourself.com/?mId=30156376.3 

:D

But as everyone knows. Don't Blink!

Because if you did you'd have missed these two lovely ladies in the opening shot of Saturdays Tonight's the Night:



In related news, I part one of the Alien Talent Search goes out in next weeks episode. If you want a laugh, watch it :) 

Well, it some time in May actually, but hey!?

Anyways, first up, an apology.  I'm sorry I didn't tell anyone about this earlier but I'm a superstitious old sod and I didn't want to Jinx anything. The thing is, I entered a competition to design my own alien for Dr Who where I had to send in a picture of me dressed as the alien. The best 30 would go on an 'Alien Activity Day' at TV centre where we would be whittled down untill there was a winner.
To cut a long story short, I was shortlisted and spent yesterday down at TV centre being filmed for 'Tonight's The Night'. I wish I could tell you what happened and show you a picture of my costume, but I'm not allowed :( But please watch it, even if it's just to laugh at me trying to act and making a tit of myslef! 

Needless to say, it was one of the best experiences of my life and I'm never going to forget it! 

I think it's only just starting to sink in that The Hub 2 is next week. I think so far it's just been one of thoes things that you know is coming but it's not realy real? If that makes any sense. I know it's just a con but I had such a good time at the last one that I can't help but feel excited about it.
It's only really today that I've felt it, just now in fact when I was trying on one of my costumes (Half of which I'm still wearing). If it's even half as good as the last one it'll be amazing....

Must change or I'll have to wash this!

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Note to self. The DVD player will not work if there is already a DVD in it, but it will squeal. A lot.

For now I'll just add this meme I nicked off  kolaqube . 

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

Skipping was inevitable concidering how much Rammstein and Eisbrecher there is on my iPod, but the results were thus....

You Did the Trick.

No more, the crap rolls out your mouth again
Wild boys wild boys
Judas, Judas, I thought you were my friend
Shadows may hide you but also be your grave
Saw that gap again today

Take all the telescopes and turn them inside out
Here comes the girl with the perfect teeth
So you thought we were over?
There's such a sad love deep in your eyes.
What's your story baby?

It's all right, I'll come round when you're not in
This is a public service anouncement
Dude looks like a lady!
Nice guys finish last
I want the sun to shine on me

I am a man
Here's a true story
And the road becomes my bride
He had a lot to say
Sweet emotion.

Heh. Like the story of a  fight between a transsexual and his unsupportive lover. I like it :)

This oddity was bought to you by (in no particular order): Metalica, Duran Duran, Therapy?, Iron Maiden, Tool, Kate Bush, James, David Bowie, The Manic Street Preachers, Aerosmith, Green Day, R.E.M, Alanis Morrisette and Lordi.

I thank you :)

That I stole from rozzietheaussie 


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I decided to do that movie meme that's about. I made comments on a couple too...

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Shamelessly stolen from skitty_kat
Some of these are pretty easy and some, considering my music tastes, are going to be pretty hard. :)

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Title: A day in the life of Ianto Jones.
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Owen.
rating: PG
Genre: Crack!fic
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Neither Torchwood any other characters mentioned are mine, I'm just using them for my own (non profit making) ends.
Summary: For Ianto Jones, it was just going to be one of thoes days...

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Always read the label! May seem obvious enough but trust me it's really not. I say this because as a result of not reading a label I now have no skin on the back of my right ear.
You see, what looked like a harmless bottle of Savlon Antiseptic liquid (that I bought because it was cheaper than TCP) wasn't just any old antiseptic. It was concentrated and thus should not be used undiluted on skin.
Thing is, if I'd just wiped it over a few times it might have been ok, but no. I, thinking that my piercing was getting infected as my ear was swelling up (which was why I needed the antiseptic in the first place, I caught it in the night and didn't want it going manky!) kept pouring more on. My ear then started to sting, was twice it's normal size and red raw. Still thinking it was the piercing I wiped some more over before I went to bed, but as I pulled my ear forward to get a look at it I noticed the blistering and something clicked, you don't get blistering like that from infections, you get them from burns! It's now that I pick up the bottle and read the label. I'm a fool.
Needless to say my ear is now healing slowly, it's retuned to its normal size and no longer hurts (though this may be due to the liberal application of germolene, and yes I did read the label for that!) All I have to do now is keep my hair out of it, wich is easier said than done!

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